Monday, July 22, 2013

Summer Showdown: My Adventure To Auburn Hills



Dear Friends,

I have worked baseball games, football games, soccer games, championships and concerts but I have never worked a big event like the one I worked at last night. Usually, I don’t discuss concerts or events on here but this is both a good and bad event to share to the world. Before I get into details about this event, let me be clear that I wish the experience was better but sad to say it was a series of shitty events that I wish I could forget.

First of all, I never worked up in Auburn Hills before. I use to go up to the Palace of Auburn Hills for basketball games. It has been a long while since going that far north of Detroit. Going up to work at this venue was a rare opportunity. Before going up to work, I had to do something that required my full attention. I had to let someone go. Why? It is because my life was changing and so was her life. It was not fair to do this before work but it had to be done. She was nice to take me up there and we talked before I went into work. After that, I went into work and was basically lost in the sea of confusion. My first shitty experience is that after being a vendor for over 10 years, to work out of a room smaller than a closet. My god, it was like working literally in a box.

After the horror of working in a box, I had to draw my assigned location out of a cup. They were too cheap to get a hat. So I get a good location but was relegated to selling 15 beers. Usually, I am use to getting a case or two of beer during concerts. Before the doors open, I was able to take some pictures of some of the memorabilia and some personal pictures. The doors open and I wish I could have take pictures of the large crowd that ran up the stairs and pass me to get on the floor and close to the stage. My best way to describe this would be saying that there were more females running in heels than on a runway. However, I learned most women in dress and heels were not real women.  I stood where I was at for close to 30 minutes before I got someone to sell. That is too long for a sell from anyone. After the initial sell, I was in business but most of my customers were not cute women or sexy women but men in drag and effeminate men. I am not homophobic but I never though I would be second guessing who is a real woman and who is a queen.

After about 90 minutes of selling and having some fun, the second shitty event occurred. So we were confused with how much longer were able to sell. This was bad because usually during concerts, you have between three and five hours to sell during the concert and the main event was the end of sales. I might have forgotten to mention it but this was a Beyonce concert. So basically, she was the main event but her opening act was a DJ. What the fuck? A DJ opening up for a mega star like her is like a flea opening up for The Rolling Stones. So added to that confusion was the fact that people were bitching about prices of beer, and being cussed out by a man in drag is something I don’t think I want to experience again.

So after finding out how much time we had left to sell, it was like time stop for selling beer. People were not having alcoholic drinking and more flushing out the system by drinking water. I was getting frustrated because of the lack of sales and also the lack of patience with the whole thing. The third shitty thing was that I was suppose to stop selling 30 minutes ago and was not told. So I was lucky to sell almost all my cases of beer. However, I came to realize another shitty thing: I did not make any fucking money. The sheer anger of that upset me so much that I was happy to leave and walk away from this experience. Not to mention that, I was ready to get the fuck out of there. I was happy to get a ride out of the area and away from the shittiest experience ever.

Finally, after all that shit that occurred, I was not happy to experience that. I did not like Beyonce from the start but the whole experience made me not like her or her concert experience even more. Most people were in love with her but as a worker, it was shitty at best. I said this under my breath and out loud as I left the area: NEVER AGAIN!!!!!! Thank god, I am right about that.








Eugene Chandler III